NuBra Seamless Super Light Adhesive Bra, B Cup, Nude

I ordered this to try on with my wedding dress. I realized that it was adhesive, but figured that the adhesive would have come with some sort of protective sheet allowing the customer to try it on before deciding whether or not to keep it. (Kind of like the way a band-aid has protective sheets covering the adhesive; I digress...the company's argument for not being able to return the NuBra is that it would be like returning a used bandaid. What about an unused band-aid...???) Anyway, it did not have anything covering the adhesive, so when I tried it on, the adhesive was obviously going to come in contact with my skin. Anyway, after I realized it was non-returnable, I decided to go for it, since it was mine for the keeps anyway. The bra, which was advertised as having some sort of padding, was totally flat and did not offer any sort of lift/ push up. It created cleavage because it basically taped my two boobs together, making a line between them. However the silhouette of my chest in my wedding dress appeared very flat (even worse than without a bra!) because the NuBra was basically pushing my boobs together and flattening them down. The sides of my boobs looked weird because the bra was pushing my boobs to the center of the dress. Totally not worth the money. I ended up buying something at JoAnn fabric for less than half the price that works WAY better.

After trying this product on my natural 34B breasts and seeing that instead of looking like the model's breasts, it contorted my breasts so they look more like half-deflated balloons that were glued together. I was totally shocked. I thought that maybe I didn't place it on correctly, so I tried "molding" my breasts into the product in a number of heights and positions. Nothing worked. As I kept staring at the photo on the package, I analyzed the model's breasts. Is it possible that her breasts are - silicon? They're so full and, ROUND. Hmm...