The Cleaner 7-Day Detox for Men

READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE MAKING YOUR DECISION! I PROMISE IT WILL BE WELL WORTH THE TIME SPENT! When I first started my diet, I was 270pds at 6'6" tall. As a 32 year old husband, dad and college student, you would expect weight loss to still be reasonably good. However, the last time I hit my goal weight, I was 23 years old. Back then, I was able to shred weight like no tomorrow. I used to be able to eat so much, I got kicked out of a Cici's Pizza buffet after eating too much during a NFL game lol... Anyways, if you are ready to lose some weight and feel like you can actually do something with your life, this is the way to go. Now, everyone always asks, "Well what's the catch?" Ladies and Gentlemen, there is ALWAYS a catch. In this case, I would encourage those of you seeking to really lose weight to go on a 1-week cleanse. What I mean by that is during that 1 week, there is to be NO meat that is consumed...."WHOA WHOA WHOA DUDE! I am not a veggie type of person!" No worries, just check out some of the plant-based meats out there. Although it may be outside of the realm of your knowledge and/or desires, the results are 100% promising. Google and Pinterest are good tools during your cleanse. I use a smart scale to help me keep track of my dieting and gradual short-term goal of hitting 235pds. Now, my long-term goal, that's to be back at that 215 that I was at when I was 23! "Well.... When will I see the results?" Patience is a virtue padawan... After you complete your cleanse, I guarantee you will lose a minimum of 10pds, (Ladies, remember 1pd for woman is 5pds for a man). You cannot expect to lose everything right out of the gate. I don't care who you are, it is not going to happen. Consistency in ANY diet is key, in this case, rest assured, you will be able to meat afterwards. The only catch in this case is that it must be 48-hours apart. This is what I have stuck to and has allowed me to shred weight like no tomorrow. Now, I can bend down, pick up my son, lift boxes at work and even wake up not feeling so stiff. This helps people of all different types. Now for the fun part "Muahahahah!" Sugar free gummy bears, you have nothing on this! During your 1-week cleanse, you will need to be local to a bathroom. Now, I did not have to go every hour on the hour, but I did have to go QUITE A BIT. Most of it was what I considered to be No. 3 (A mix of everything), this was even while eating the veggie-based diet. Look at it this way, you're going to lose all of that crap that is inside of your organs. Why not go out with a bang? No pain, no gain! Today (01/16/2021), I have official gone from 270pds to 240pds. I have been doing this since Nov. 3rd of 2020. Ever since I completed my cleanse, I have lost at least 2-3pds/week. Yes, that is a good deal of time. However, now that I am here, I will NEVER go back. Also, keep in mind, you must go on this cleans 1x/ 6 months. Now, are you ready for weight loss and a promising difference in your lifestyle? This is without a doubt that way to go! They call it, "The Cleaner" for a reason. I am 500% picky as hell and would never recommend something without trying it first. For anyone that is tired of all that excess weight, here is your answer! Below are things you MUST do to make the most impact within your 1-week cleanse and afterwards: - Weigh yourself in 1x before you start the cleanse (NO WEIGH INS IN BETWEEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!) - Weigh yourself in 1x after a 1-week cleanse (NO WEIGH INS IN BETWEEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!) - NO SODA OR PRODUCTS LOADED WITH SUGAR, ZERO SUGAR OR CARBS DURING THE CLEANSE! - NO MEATS (During your cleanse, after you're done, you can have meat 48-hours apart) - 0% FAST FOOD (NO QUESTIONS ASKED! NOT EVEN SUBWAY!) - Take the pill 2x/day, in the morning and in the evening - Stay hydrated as much as possible, water will be your best friend - Make sure you stay local to a bathroom throughout the cleanse. You're gonna need it! - Go online to look for plant-based meals. My favorite was lasagna with plant-based meat! - ONLY after your weekly cleanse, eat plant-based meals and meat. Remember, meats must be 48-hours apart. - Lose weight and see results! - Pay it forward and spread the word!

I got these detox pills for my husband. The following is based on his experience. Let me take you on a rollercoaster ride of detoxification that my body will never forget, and neither will my bathroom. Day 1: "The Surprise Starter" - I popped 4 pills the first evening, and all was calm. I woke up, continued the regimen, and my morning routine seemed usual, but little did I know, I was about to become best friends with my porcelain throne. By 8 AM, I had frequented the loo 5 times. I thought to myself, "Who needs a morning jog when you have The Cleaner?" Day 2: "The Repeat Performance" - Just like a movie sequel, the second day was much like the first. Nine visits to the restroom and I started wondering if I should start charging rent for my time there. Day 3-7: "The Calming Down Phase" - The intensity reduced, and my visits became more of a regular tour rather than a marathon. Small victories, as they say! The Pros: Natural and Gentle: My stomach was a champ! No cramps, just action. Efficient: It's like hiring a professional cleaning service for your insides. No Midnight Surprises: Sleep was undisturbed, a big plus! Hydration Reminder: I drank more water than a camel prepping for a desert journey. The Cons: Frequent Flyer Miles with the Toilet: If you plan to try this, maybe take a few days off work. Beware of False Alarms: Never trust a fart on The Cleaner. It's like playing Russian roulette with your pants. Final Thoughts: The Cleaner Detox is like a storm – it comes in strong, shakes things up, and then gently fades away, leaving behind a sense of cleanliness and lightness. It's a powerful, yet gentle detox that's akin to a reset button for your body. Just remember to stay hydrated and maybe invest in some comfortable reading material for your extended bathroom stays. In the end, I felt lighter, healthier, and surprisingly more energetic. If you're looking for a thorough internal cleanse, The Cleaner is your go-to. Just be prepared for a few days of intense bonding with your bathroom!

The Cleaner worked surprisingly well. There was no discomfort, cramping or "pending sense of doom." I drank lots of water and everything went as advertised. Days 2 through 5 were the most effective. By Day 6, my routine went back to normal and there didn't seem to be much left to clean up (I suppose.) I'll definitely do another 7 days later on. I'm pleasantly surprised.

It does work but it’s not as good as they say it is

Bought by accident as a women . I just took one pill less then recommended dose . I’m on day two already lost a few inches around my stomach my pants are already more loose! Doesn’t make me feel weird cramping is minor and that’s only because u have to go .

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Only 4 stars because of the amount of pills to take but overall great product