OneDTQ Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Oil 2 FL OZ - 100% Natural & Organic Leave-In Conditioner

I've tried a lot of different beard oils and this is my favorite by far! I'm not a fan of perfume and this doesn't have an overwhelming scent at all but smells good. The last brand I tried before this actually made my beard itch so much I wanted to shave it off. This medicine man beard oil totally saved my beard

Sit and prepare thine mind, body, and soul for a tale of an unencumbered metamorphosis so unimaginable, that your trials and tribulations will seem as insignificant as a coward among thieves. Incorrigible. Putrid. Revolting. These words describe the condition that my once prized beard had undertaken. My existence had become one of utter despair. My face was adorned with curly, mangled, knotted hairs that sat atop volcanic, itching welts. What was not covered with welts was stricken with grotesque flakes the reminiscent of serpent scales that would cascade downward, rapidly accumulating on any nearby surface, like the fierce winter snow that transforms the landscape into an uninhabitable tundra after the year's harvest. Banished by my countrymen, shunned by friend and foe alike, I was forced to scavenge for what little sustenance I could sift out of discarded, rancid carcasses and unwanted scraps not fit for man or beast. Even the most unsavory, historically ravaged harlots, despite their revolting appearances and notably infectious ailments, would rather gouge their eyes than expose their subhuman undercarriages in my wretched presence. Even the prospect of becoming a second banana to these beastly women was unattainable. I sought help from several renowned alchemists and sorcerers for my much needed relief. Each produced tinctures and elixirs with grand promises to improve my hellish condition. Each failure of these so-called miracles were only succeeded by another. My only recourse was to turn my steel against myself, thus removing my cursed body from this world. Reluctant, defeated, but determined, I traveled to a distant land, ensuring my condition would not spread, to do myself in. Just as the cold, honest steel began to pierce my quivering, horrid flesh, and apparition appeared. In a bellowing, concussing echo, it commanded that I seek out the knowledge of the wizards at One DTQ. He seemed to speak in the most peculiar riddles, “Just pump as much as needed into one hand, rub both your hands together and rub into your beard.” Shaken, confused, and somewhat delirious, I complied. Long in the tooth, and smelling of myrrh and hashish, these wizards, whose hospitality was exceeded only by their skill, produced for me a potion not of this world. The precious amber vial was inscribed with language usually reserved for the gods. It read the sacred words: “Medicine man anti-itch beard oil.” The moment this fragrant concoction was applied to my unforgiving, mangled face, my fortune began to change. Like spinning straw into gold, my, once kinked, curly, course hairs were straightened, loosened, and softened. Beams of ethereal light emanated from my beard, making short the precarious venture back home. Beasts and demons, standing aghast, made way for my triumphant return. I returned home at daybreak and could hear the regaling comments of men and women alike. Mesmerized by the beauty, smell, and tidiness of my mane, they instinctively kneeled at my feet and begged for me to speak of my triumphs and travels. Reluctant at first, still holding a grudge, I spread the word of the Wizards of One DTQ and their majestic, noble deeds. All were awestruck with my tales of gallantry, and conquest. Like ripened grain kissed by the sun, women of the night, and of fortune basked humbly in my radiance, and lustfully demanded my attention. I had returned as a King among men. Know ye that there is a solution to your bearded woes and have faith that the potent elixir you seek does indeed exist, and can be yours, and apparently is dispensed by a pump.

I have tried numerous products because they were less expensive. None of them worked I figured I'd give this try even though it was more expensive...well you get what you pay for, WORTH EVERY PENNY! My beard itch is gone and the redness and welts have gone away as well...love this stuff!!

It works for a little while.

I have tried dozens of beard oils since I grew my beard and by far Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Oil is the best beard oil I've used. It's not too heavy, it has a fresh clean scent, makes my beard soft and I love that its 100% Natural & Organic - It's a GREAT product! #customerforlife